My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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