Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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