i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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