haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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