what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I just forgot I was standing up.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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