I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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