If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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