in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Operation Purity has been aborted
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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