I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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