She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
its not stalking. its research.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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