Already got asked if we're dating
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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