Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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