ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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