i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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