operation harelip BJ is a go
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
