please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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