He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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