I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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