ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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