My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
A+ Viking dick
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize
