Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
