So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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