..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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