Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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