All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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