god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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