Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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