Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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