dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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