TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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