If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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