hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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