i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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