You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
