How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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