i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
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