i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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