Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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