I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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