Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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