Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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