Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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