I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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