All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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