So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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