How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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