but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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