I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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