I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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