she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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