i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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