No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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