I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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