dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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