...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I'm just crazy horny about you
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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